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PostSubject: Funny pick up lines   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:40 pm

so i was bored and i decided to look up funny pick up lines, this one crack me up. i couldnt stop laughing and i'm still laughing as i'm typing this down. ok ok here it is lol hehe "Did you just fart?, because you blew me away."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:48 am

xD my friend said that to me one it was pretty hilarious and what made it funnier was she's a girl so we were on the floor, unfortunately it was in school in a lesson so now our teacher think's we're insane and the other pupil's think were lesbian xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:13 am

haha, thats too funny. dude i would die from embarrassment, if that ever happen to me. XD btw i told my mom that pick up line and she laughed her ass off.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:59 am

lmao xDD i've got one for ya ' I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you! ' i got that at a party! but the dude who said it ended up with his face in the punch(i think that's what it was) and my hand on the back of his head =3 there are alot of truely hilarious ones out there, if someone used that fart pickup line i'd be pissing myself with laughter xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:41 am

haha. dude thats crazy? "i may not be the best looking lad here, but hey im the only one talking to you" dude that pick up line is mean lol i'm glad that you put his face in the punch bowl lol. i would have bitch slap his ass. i have another one. " I love to drink your bath water!!" lol isnt that just gross? i bust out laughing when i heard that.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:46 am

omg eww xDD what if you'd just had like a mud fight or somthing and you couldnt take a shower lmao it would be gross! that's possible the weirdest pick up line i've ever heard xD it's made my day completely heres one ' Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder ' you gotta give it credit for word play but wouldnt you be there like wtf? is some guy said that to you xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:30 am

haha, dude if a guy say that to me i would be looking like this -_- lol. man i have to look for more. lol this one is a come on line "Is it cold in here? or do i make you perk up?" lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:55 am

omg if a guy said that to me id probably stand on his foot or somthing xD lmao we could hold a contest for the weirdest/funniest pick up line X3 it would be hilarious and it might show some guy's how retarded they sound somtimes lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:43 am

Best Pick up line, Ever? Look no farther.


"Am I in heaven, CAUSE YOU GOT NICE CANS! Very Happy "
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:26 pm

haha mindfreak, dude this is the best pick up lines and maybe we should have like a contest lol. ok ok here are the some of the most funnest pick up lines. "I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty" and "why dont you get on your knees and smile like a doughnut" ok now if a guy say ever say that to me... <----- that would happen lol, this one is pretty funny and gross. "If you were a booger i'd pick you first" lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:10 am

"Hey can your holes drift up the rod" was one I heard and the other was "Averages asses are nice but you could kill a donkey with that view" <--- wtf lol my mate used that on his GF today,she kneed him in the bollocks
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:21 am

lol i would have kick him in his balls too lol. jecht i heard that one before lol and i still dont get it. "The word for the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word" haha XD <---- too funny one of the best ones
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:37 am

One i havent used but apparently work's.

"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles ... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue."
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"I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:41 am

Haha. that's funny but i don't believe that it works.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:45 am

I dunno :p but if i tried i'd probably get kicked in the nut's or slapped
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:47 am

lol yep you would, so dont try to use it.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:01 am

lol ok this is gross but funny

  1. "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:57 am

Mindfreak wrote:
Best Pick up line, Ever? Look no farther.


"Am I in heaven, CAUSE YOU GOT NICE CANS! Very Happy "


futurama xDD i love that line it's crazy X3

"you be the titanic and i'll be the ice burge and i'll go down on you!" do you yet that? cause i don't xDD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:04 am

What do you mean..you don't get it?

and i think it's jumbled up a bit..I think it's meant to be "I'll be the titanic..and you..be the ice berg.." XD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:10 am

lol i dont get it either.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:15 am

*dosent wanna have to be the one to explain it*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:16 am

Shut up i wrote it off the top of my head TT-TT and im stupid so ul have to retard it down abit for me to understand it xDD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:20 am

Okay..the guy is the ship..= Titanic. The woman is the ice berg right. The titanic sank...so when he say's it is going down..so when it say's going down on an ice berg. It mean's.

Guy is going down on the woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:22 am

ohhhhhhh wow im so slow lol haha, "Its getting hot, so take off all your clothes"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny pick up lines   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:24 am

Very Happy I had to think of a way to simplify that one lol..other than just coming right out with it bluntly.

" Do you belive in love at first sight? or should i walk past again"
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